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Support bacteria вЂ“ theyвЂ™re the only culture some people have.

If you were twice as smart, youвЂ™d still be stupid.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.

Aww, itвЂ™s so cute when you try to talk about things you donвЂ™t understand.

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

YouвЂ™re about as sharp as a bowling ball.

IвЂ™m not being condescending, IвЂ™m too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldnвЂ™t understand.

You do realize makeup isnвЂ™t going to fix your stupidity?.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?.

IвЂ™m glad to see youвЂ™re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

If what you donвЂ™t know canвЂ™t hurt you, youвЂ™re invulnerable.

I donвЂ™t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

YouвЂ™re so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.

Some people need a high fiveвЂ¦ in the faceвЂ¦ with a chair.

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

IвЂ™m not saying I hate you IвЂ™m just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

DonвЂ™t let you mind wander вЂ“ itвЂ™s far too small to be let out on its own.

What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.

IвЂ™m busy, youвЂ™re ugly, have a nice day.

YouвЂ™re like school in the summertime вЂ“ no class.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

No, no, IвЂ™m not insulting you IвЂ™m describing you.

Can you finish up your life story? I got an appointment at four.

If I had a face like yours, IвЂ™d sue my parents.

Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman.

You started at the bottomвЂ¦ and itвЂ™s been downhill ever since.

I see that youвЂ™ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

You should have been born in the Dark Ages you look terrible in the light!.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree IвЂ™ve wanted to cut it down.

Do you hear that? ItвЂ™s the sound of no one caring.

Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!.

If opposites attract, then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I could say nice things about you, but IвЂ™d rather tell the truth.

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.The fact that no one understands you doesnвЂ™t mean youвЂ™re an artist.Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?.

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